mysharona1987:

evilmario666:

The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

blessyouhawkeye:

stuck in a time loop all by yourself, handsome? stuck in a time loop all by yourself, handsome? stuck in a time loop all by yourself, handsome? stuck in a time loop all by yourself, handsome? stuck in a time loop all by yourself, handsome? stuck in a time loop all by yourself, handsome?

flanbolt:

crabs-co:

rimonoroni:

intellichad:

omghotmemes:

This is an Australian sponge crab. I can’t

hurgle

that is a cookie

wad of something

theexorcistiii:

theexorcistiii:

You guys could never anticipate what the clown I bought at an estate sale today looks like

MY TALL AS FUCK SON !

gamemakerm:

chaser:

So we’ve been having a bit of a debate in the office because we wanted to do the headline “Local man gives up sugar for 12 minutes” but then overdoing the “local man” trope is a bit male-centric, so we considered “Local woman” but then that sounds like we’re typecasting women so that wasn’t great either, but I think we’ve finally found a worthy compromise:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

dsmsix:

dsmsix:

you go girl! and don’t come back!

myfriendwade:

Dogshit mindset rule